WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?.. That is the question.

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

ARISTOTLE2: To actualize its potential.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

SADDAM HUSSEIN2: It is the Mother of all Chickens.

JOSEPH STALIN: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why it cross it, I've not been told!

O.J.: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.

JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f.....g wanted to. That's the f.....g reason.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken wasfaced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

CARL JUNG: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and, therefore, synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

JOHN LOCKE: Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.

ALBERT CAMUS: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: It was a government conspiracy.

FOX MULDER2: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

THOMAS DE TORQUEMADA: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

DARWIN 2: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

THE POPE: That is only for God to know.

M.C.ESCHER: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.

GEORGE ORWELL: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.

IMMANUEL KANT: The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

DIRK GENTLY (Holistic Detective): I'm not exactly sure why, but right now I've got a horse in my bathroom.

NIETZSCHE: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

B.F. SKINNER: Because the external influences, which had pervaded its sensorium from birth, had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own freewill.

JEAN-PAUL SARTRE: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

ALBERT EINSTEIN2: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

PYRRHO THE SKEPTIC: What road?

THE SPHINX: You tell me.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road ....it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

Kayo?? Why the chicken crossed the road??

END OF THE WORLD.. Kuno.

Good day, sexy people!!

after countless months of being blogless.. I finally have something to blog about. (GAWD. I miss blogging.)

uhmmm, honestly, I got tired of blogging because there are so many things to blog about.. So many special things that happened in a short span of time..

Well, this blog post is about our family dinner bonding time stuff.. (trivia, OUR ULAM is pritong tilapia.)

we just watched KNOWING starring Nicholas Cage, and it talks about the End of the WORLD of something like that. in the movie, there's this solar flare that will engulf the Earth and destroy our atmosphere, locking us within a poisonous cloud of gas..

So, over dinner, my mom, my 2 brothers and I were arguing what is the most possible way the world can end..

my mom said that..

Maybe there's a very huge meteor that will hit the Earth... that is, apparently LARGER than the EARTH.

to this thought, I argued:

Ma, Hindi naman pwedeng makahila ng mas malaki sa size ng Earth ang gravity ng Earth eh!

then my bro said..

hindi, ate, baka ang sinasabi ni mama, yung Sun ang makakahila ng meteor, tapos nagkataong nasa direksyon ng meteor yung EARTH! tapos sasalpok!

then I argued again..

hala! posible ba yun? siguro, pwedeng magmeet, pero hindi naman siguro malakas yung impact nun kasi parehas lang yung acceleration ng gravity ng Sun sa kahit na anong heavenly body, kahit na ano pa yung mass nya.. End of the world na ba agad yun??

then my 2nd brother said..

tama na nga yung meteor! eh yung sa great flood, O, diba end of the world din yun?

I argued (again).

hala! sino nagsabi na matatapos yung mundo ng ganun-ganun na lang..? nagsi-circulate lang naman yung water content ng Earth eh.. So kung baha yung isang part, tuyo naman somewhere else! hindi naman pwedeng maging all-water yung mundo no!

.. Soon, we were arguing again about how God can make things possible.. and my mom even scolded me because I have this freaky idea that God is still having fun playing with us so He won't just end the world like that. (bad.)

But, in the end. we all settled. because one roll of BRAZO de MERCEDES was laid on our dinner table.

END OF DISCUSSION. hahahaha!

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LONG LIVE, CRAPASUTRA!
^_^

Divine Intervention?! (UP vs. Ateneo)

Gosh. Is this true? (If you can't see this clearly, ADMU: 58.. UP: fuckin' 68)
The low-profile, ever defeated UP Fighting Maroons DEFEATED the ATENEO BLUE EAGLES (ehem. Champions?), Sunday, July 27, 2009 on a very rainy sunset in PhilSports Arena (Ultra), Pasig City.

And, of course, I was one of the stunned children of God that witnessed this very very unexpected game.
Now, I can say.. Nothing is damn impossible.

That was a rainy afternoon. Angelo, a very special friend of mine, treated me with a lower box ticket to the game.. He was pissed off when I got there late. (ehem, almost an hour.)
So we entered the arena, 3pm-ish. and seated there with some Ateneans. It was Adamson Soaring Falcons vs. DLSU Green Archers.
The game was pretty close. It's so intense, there's a five minute overtime.. But DLSU grabbed their victory.

What made me more nervous was when I realized how notorious the Ateneo crowd can be. I mean, they were like "hoy! adamson! wag nyo panalunin yung mga BOBO!".. And they were cheering for any opponent DLSU has.. They also insult the crowd, telling that the "green" crowd was heartless. "parang nilulumot" in some way. hahaha! Cool people.

Before the UP vs. Ateneo game started, Angelo and I found some seats on the Ateneo side. Of course, I would still go with him even if I'm cheering for UP.

But then, I think I got the best seat in the house.. because I was in the middle of the cracked crowd of Ateneo. Across the arena, there was the FORTUNATE FEW UP Maroons. I think only 20 UP students were seating on the lowerbox level. Almost all of the UP crowd was seated in the Gallery Area (general admissions). I guess only 80 students attended that game. (minus the pep squad)

Throughout the game, everyone was looking at the scoreboard, thinking "is this fuckin' possible?!" During the first half, the Ateneans were obviously confident that they would win.. The score was still close, and the Blue Eagles was able to keep UP's advantage short by scoring every after a Maroon goal.

OK, Half time break. Ateneo performed. (haha.)
Then the UP Cheering squad performed. Even without pompoms, they nailed it. I mean, REALLY NAILED IT. That was the best routine I've seen live. (yet.)
you should just check that out on YouTube. It's beyond words.

2nd half. The tension is really building up our side (Ateneo side).. The big guys in front of me were kept silent as I scream my voicebox out whenever UP steals and shoots a basket. (hmmm. So you can guess how painful it is for me to shout everytime they score.)

Angelo was cheering his heart out for his team, of course.. And, because I was on the Ateneo side, I hear their cheers and drums louder.. Gosh, you can't imagine how jumpy my heart is whenever they bang their drums. =P

Hmmm, but hey, it was fun, because my voice seemed louder when I cheer for UP when I'm seating on the Ateneo side.

CRAP. they rain threes.. they shoot. I mean, this is my first ever live game.. but, I can't believe this.. I heard from all people how the UP Maroons suck. I mean, the whole nation says UP Maroons suck at UAAP Basketball. Now, what kind of "sucking" is this?!

The last minute. I noticed almost all Ateneans were holding their cellphones. and they're somewhat silent.. I guess they were texting their friends about the game. No one will believe it. But hell, who cares about how many will believe. It happened. Hands Down.

Hey, Angelo was pretty nervous. He cannot believe it. I think I really pissed him off (and his blue-shirted schoolmates) because I kept on cheering for UP. I was jumping and screaming all over the place. (poise? bye-bye.)

OK, so, finally, the game ended..

hmmmm.. It's morning already.. I think I'll let the world speak about this unbelievable crap.

As for me, I'm tired. I'm sleepy. My voice cracked. My legs hurt. My eyes droopy..
MY HEART FULFILLED.

NowPLAYING:
the ice is getting thinner - death cab for cutie
ego - Beyonce
Mrs. Officer - Lil' Wayne
I'm You - Leona Lewis & Ne-yo
Don't stop till you get enough - Michael jackson
remember the time - Michael Jackson
Never say never - the fray
kelsey - metro station
Calle Ocho - Pitbull
I'm Real (Jennifer Lopez) - The Starting Line
When I grow up (pussycat dolls) - Mayday Parade

07-23-09 (Random. Random. Random.)

It's been soooo long since I posted a blog.. It's not because I'm busy or anything, hehe, I don't consider myself busy because I'm still wanting more. (what?)

Anyway, This is supposed to be a random post. So..

1. I'm known as "The sexy dancer" in our Freshie batch. It creeps me out because some people just greet me and say, "hey, you're the sexy dancer right?" along the corridors of Palma Hall. Crap.
2. Why? Mainly because of Daniel Frago. He kinda forced me to dance during our Freshman Orientation.. (which I won.)
3. I love my Philo11-Logic class. Hehehe! It's the hardest thing I have ever known in my life. I mean, the class is great! Our professor, Mr. de Villa, is very funny.. especially when he curses "yung mga skul sa tabi-tabi".. (with respect to other schools)
4. He told us that studying LOGIC is important.. "Lalo na kapag pumunta kayo sa Starbucks dyan sa tabi-tabi, tapos may lumapit sayo na gwapong inglisero.. Itanong mo, IS THIS ARGUMENT VALID? If P results to A and Q..."
5. But then, the "legendary" long exam in Logic is making me nervous as the days pass. No one knows how to answer that stuff (except for my PhilSci alumni classmates).
6. Next to my Logic class is Badminton. And the really significant thing about it is that everytime I attend that class, it rains. I mean, it's raining effin' hard.
7. I joined the Volleyball team in Bacbacan 2009. Bacbacan is like a sportsfest initiated by the CBA council. I'm so excited! Hahaa! our first game is against the TERMINALS (5th year BAA students) Yikes! Well, respect the elderly! =)
8. Rodic's Tapsilog is one of the best meals I have taken.. I actually travel 6pesos a day just to get to UP shopping center and eat tapsilog. hahaha! If you're visiting UP, make sure you try it. =)
9. Hmmm.. Math 17..? not that hard. I still score some touchdowns there.. And besides, I'm super inspired in that class.. I have a crush on a guy named.. (gosh, I'm too shy to say his name here..).. My friends already know about it, and they say my crush looks like my ex-crush in CMSHS. (what?!).. Haha!
10. I'm still one week away from an ADB dance concert.. I'm practicing every Saturday, and.. guess what song was assigned to us..? JAI HO! Crap. I wish the costume is not that revealing or anything! Keep your fingers crossed!
11. My ADHD attacks again. I do crazy hiphop stunts at home. I don't know how to do it but I think my body really wants to release a very harmonic pleasure through hiphop. Weird.
12. UPCAT is coming, Good Luck, Seniors!

Now Playing:
Barely Breathing - Duncan Sheik
Colorado Sunrise - 3oh!3
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
Mrs. Officer - Lil' Wayne
Ironic - Alanis Morisette (classic.)
Remembering Sunday - All Time Low
Move Along - The All American Rejects

06-03-09.. KOIZORA.. *sniff sniff*

Hey..! You're eyes are all dried up.. Have you stayed too long surfing online??
I have a solution for that..! Now you don't have to suffer bloodshot, dry and irritated eyes.. Watch this movie, KOIZORA.. Its about a girl named Mika who retells her story using her cellphone.. (OK, cellphone romance? I'm guilty.)

A real tearjerker. The protagonists are a bit plain, but that simplicity added the spice to the movie.. No exaggerations, this is plain pop drama.

Now I have to clean up my desk, there's a whole bunch of teary tissues around. See yah!

http://www.mysoju.com/koizora

06-03-09.. (6+3=9) ..YouTube stuff..!

here's some of the stuff I encountered while bloghopping.. =)



Wow.. Hey, Gayfriends! You have a new video to worship..! Raise your BIG EGOS..!



And.. New Moon, now, I would like to watch this one, unlike Twilight, New Moon will feature my lycanthrophic hottie, Jacob Black. hahah! Watch it guys, and drool.

Ailuropoda melanoluca...!! SWEEEETOOO!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER AND MORE ADORABLE THAN THESE SWEET LITTLE THINGS..?
I WANT SOME PANDAS!

Trust me, endangered animals are worth more of your time than looking for Katrina-Hayden videos online.

PINOY GAY BROTHER.. SEASON THREE

Pinoy Gay Brother Season Three was brought to you by... San Mig Coffee. Here some details on how this feat was made possible.

WHO:
Angelo (heheh! nakigulo lang sa meeting place..=P)
Arlene
Pat
Mich
Mara
Oliver
Erika
Tasha
Cheska
Annlo
Aura
Cedric
John
Anna
Mikhail
Paolo
Daniel
Jacob
Janelle
Diana
Amiel
Jellah
Ferdyn
Mariel
RC
Adrian
JOYCE (huhuhu... T.T)
WHAT: Angel's 17th birthday + Joyce's despedida (sana lang!)
WHEN: May 19-20, 2009
WHERE: Eucalyptus Drive, Greenwoods Executive Village, Pasig City
HOW: Sakay kayo ng Jeep na Pasig Quiapo (Pasig Palengke) then, from Pasig Palengke, sakay kayo ng tricycle (Greenwoods, Phase 1H, Eucalyptus Drive) hahahahah!

Pasig Market Central Terminal.. Hahaha! Partida, wala pang pera yung isa dyan. =)

Gate!

Kumpleto na rin, sa wakas..!

Endorse-endorse lang po. ESP Design Associates

James. Oliver. Amiel. *toot*. Joshua.

Hahahaha! Anu, may connection ba..?

Himala, naka-upo pa silang lhat nyan..!

Medyo slow-paced ang overnight ngayon.. Known as the last (ever) Pinoy Gay Brother, it still cannot be compared to Season 1 and 2.
Before sunset, we watched the dreaded HOTSHOT and Boys over Flowers, as requested by Jellah.. Hahah!
Immediately, everyone took their places at the rooftop. Some battled it out to determine who should get the hammock. Hahaha! Then and there, some of us started music jamming, talking and playing cards.. (as usual, the unprecedented classroom scene of 4-Almeda)
After dinner, some of us started a game.. (magtatagalog muna ako aa.)

may ginawang kalokohan sina Amiel, Ferdyn at Diana nung gabi.. Anu daw ang tawag sa dating member ng Hale..? eh di EXHALE. (putakte. napaiyak pa sina Daniel at Oliver sa walang-kwentang joke na yun.)
then, we started another activity, the spin-the-bottle/tough10/openforum.. All of us participated.. (Yehey!) at dahil first time ni RC na makasali sa overnight, sya nagtanong ng halos lahat ng questions.. May mga rebelasyon, pero madalas, light questions lang.. Hindi naman ganun kabibigat yung mga stuff, kasi wala naman talagang issue sa Almeda.. More on future plans and impressions na lang..

(habang nag-oopen forum, adik-adik naman si John sa JamLegend.. JOHN LEGEND..?)

We planned to watch a horror movie.. Pero dahil sa hindi naman masyadong malamig, tska inaantok yung iba, pumunta na lang kaming mga "high" sa court at naglaro ng basketball.. Most Valuable Player si Mariel.. So super galing nya, na-reset yung score ng team nya (with Jellah and Ferdyn) dahil na-shoot nya yung shot na hindi naman dapat i-shoot. (Bwahahahah!)

Init na init na sila.. Hndi na mapakali yung iba na magswimming.. And tinatamad pa yung karamihan, so kelangan na ng drama-stuff para makumbinsi lahat.. In the end, these people headed to the final stage.. =)

After 12 hours, umalis na yung iba.. Etong mga ito, gusto pang magswimming..=D

Gangster style!

As usual, kapag maaraw, sa lilim lang naka-upo. hahaha! in fairness, naubos yung sunblock ko.

Pa cute!

Speaking of pa-cute, may nangyaring hindi inaasahang pagpapacute sa swimming na ito.. Muntikan nang malunod si Daniel Frago (SG President 08-09).. Parang ewan talaga, lumalangoy kasi sa pinakamalalim na part.. Naka-goggles pa!

Sigaw pa nya: FERDYN! *blob bloB* NALULUNOD AKO..!!! *blog inhale* AAAAAH! SERYOSO TO! *blob* FERDYN! *blob* SERYOSO TO!! PINULIKAT AKO!!!! *blob*

Si Ferdyn naman, dahil pinupulikat pa rin, hindi alam ang gagawin.. parang inaantok na nalibot pa nya yung pool, hindi alam kung saang part sya tatalon.. Pero, after 35 years, nasagip naman nya si Daniel..
TULOY ANG SWIMMING!

Sa lilim lang ulet!

HOLD YOUR BREATH..!

Sa lahat ng mga nag-greet sa akin, at sa lahat ng mga nag-acknowledge sa PINOY GAY BROTHER SEASON 3.. Maraming salamat po.

Humayo kayo at magparami.

04-26-09 (What's going on..?!)

Hello, dear readers!!!

I just came by to post something and update you with the latest happenings in my life.. Obviously, because of this creepy crap, I can't blog my heart out anymore.. I've been super busy, and my relax hours are spent with my family..

Anyway, I hope you will still check out my future blog posts.. I promise I will blog about serious stuff next time.
And, if you want, you can suggest a topic for my next blog post about the following..=)

• I'm currently studying Adobe Dreamweaver CS3 in Informatics Megamall. So, I spend my Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in Megamall. (Officially, a MALL RAT.)
• I'm semi-addicted to jamlegend.com.. It's an online Guitar Hero site.. It has super cool songs (Home Run by The Stolen Cars), and Canon Rock stimulates the soul! hahahhahah! My hands are numb.. You guys just have to check it out. Here's the link.. http://www.jamlegend.com/refer/li/261170
  
• Basketball's the hot thing for me on TV right now.. And its the perfect time to be a hardcore basketball fan because NBA has Playoffs and PBA has the Fiesta Conference and All-Star week.
• Harlem Globetrotters, an exhibition basketball team, will be coming to the Philippines. Its about time that Filipino fans notice them. They are super amazing..! You won't believe their stunts.. It's just real..
• Speaking of Basketball + Reality, HotShot, the super mediocre asianovela/whadyamacallit, is the worst thing ever shown on Philippine television.. Hmmm.. not really. But, please get the point.. Super stunts? special effects? My friends actually compare it with the anime Slam Dunk.. But, HELL NO! It is not anime.. So, please stick to reality, HotShot fans, because, apparently, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon stunts + Basketball + Cross-sighted Asians + Classic PowerRanger effects.. DO NOT MIX.
• I have finished Blackwood Farm, one of the late books of the Vampire Chronicles.. I'm not that satisfied.. because I got hooked with Vampire Chronicles because of the "misadventures" of the Vampire Lestat.. And, the late books focuses more on the Mayfair Witches..
• I attend dance lessons in my mom's office (Asian Dev't Bank).. Its called Dance Fusion.. A mix of Hiphop, Jazz, Pop and hardcore Aerobics.. Our theme (so far..) is Pokerface by Lady Gaga. (sooo cool!).. Its the first time that I will dance something that has no recurrent steps.. I mean, none at all!
• To make sure my intellect is not drifting away this summer, I read The Da Vinci Method.. Its a book about super cool scientific and creative stuff.. I mean, in a day, I learned about The Butterfly Effect, Alpha, Beta, Delta and Theta Brain Frequencies, The Schuman Resonance, etc.. It sounds all geeky, but, with interest and a dictionary (honestly, I didn't check the dictionary).. It can be considered "life-changing".. The book is somewhat similar to The Secret.. only added with scientific stuff. (so cool, it's ice cold!)
• I'm super excited to attend UP!.. hahaha! Its like a whole different world.. I sense brilliance, attraction, adventure, reality and freedom.. (Hell, I just sense them, it doesn't mean i'm going to get them.. Especially freedom.. It's so impossible to get it, like winning the lottery.)
• 4aver, the unstoppable hot alumni from CMSHS (that includes me!), conducts a fundraising activity for our classmate/friend LoAnn Apostol and her sibling.. Her sibling has Biliary Atresia, a rare liver disease.. the operation requires 3-4 million pesos. I promised 4aver that I will find time to join their fundraising.. And I hope I deliver that soon.. *cross-fingers*
• April 18.. Hmmmm.. that day changed my life.. =)
• Drop some lines after you read this post, Please!
  

Now Playing:
Home run - The Stolen Cars
Turning me on - Keri Hilson
Blinded - Third Eye Blind
Are you in - Incubus
Jai Ho! - AR Rahman
Antukin - Rico Blanco
Hoedown Throwdown - Miley Cyrus
Boom boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
Sugar - Flo Rida ft. Wynter
Starstruck - Flo Rida ft. Lady Gaga

04-03-09 (Angelo's last blowout.. YET!)

Three Super Sexy Amazons. Weeee!

Spiderman!!!!

OooooH. Nice lights.

Through the looking glass..

Pahinga muna. hehehe!

Ohmigosh!

Waaaa! Nilalamon si Annlo! (tawa ka pa dyan)

Woah. Nakakamatay yan, Cheska!

bangag.

Sweeto cutie Maaahhjeeemboooo!

Ced, nagparegister ka na? ganda ng costume!

Yeah! King!

Get ready for the next battle.

Shinigami!! Waaaa! (death note.)

Weeee! Ms. Mandsci and Ms. Universe. (angal ka?!)

looking back..

false alarm.



Some things are just too great to last.

03-18-09 (JAPAN!!!)

Once upon a time, in a very near land, there live a race that called themselves the JAPANESE...

OK, OK.. So I'm addicted to Japanese pranks, again.. You just have to watch this stuff. if you dont click this, you'll be forced to participate in this show.

Hahahah! Just kidding.. Keep Visiting!

03-12-09 (Tag me THRICE!)

Got tagged by Kim..!!

Three things that scare me
1. absolute freedom
2. flying cockroaches (especially when you're inside the bathroom)
3. being dissected ALIVE and CONSCIOUS.


Three people who make me laugh
1. Will Ferrell
2. Michael V.
3. GOD.


Three things I love
1. My family
2. My life sources: computer, cellphone, game consoles
3. My country (for some reason, I can't get away with this.)


Three things I hate
1. insensitive people. (I hate myself!) haha!
2. Embarrassments
3. Corrupted (files and people)


Three things I don’t understand
1. how judicial courts judge a person
2. Calculus
3. Why some people force themselves to be different when all they want is to belong.


Three things on my desk
1. Periodic Table of Elements
2. Pens (without ink)
3. Boy Bawang wrappers and water


Three things I am doing right now
1. tagging
2. listening to Weird Al Yankovic
3. fidgeting my foot. (tama ba? fidget?)


Three things I want to do before I die
1. Travel around the world.. and outer space!
2. Fulfill my ULTRAELECTROMAGNETIC SECRET DESIRE.
3. LIVE. (I want to live before I die.)


Three things I can do
1. Think of things I can do.
2. Do things that I can do.
3. Discover more things that I can do. (Hahahahha!)


Three things you should listen to
1. Your parents' love story.
2. Songs by Eraserheads, Francis M and Mozart!
3. your heart.


Three things you should never listen to
1. songs by Rachelle Ann Go, Cueshe and Gagong Rapper
2. hypnotists.
3. sounds you hear in the bedroom/bathroom


Three things I’d like to learn
1. how to perform street magic
2. capoeira or saijitsu
3. steps on how to learn more things!


Three favorite food
[another toughie]
1. Sinigang na baboy
2. Nilasing na hipon at kuhol!
3. Strawberries N'Cream ICE Cream!


Three beverages I drink regularly
1. water (potable, of course.)
2. Iced tea
3. Bacchus Energy Drink (yeah, those sleepless nights.)


Three TV shows I watched when I was kid
1. Dexter's Laboratory
2. Voltes Five (takte! bata pa nanay ko, meron na nito!)
3. Doraemon (Ang mahiwagang tag!)


Three favorite books
1. Adventures of Huck Finn (Mark Twain)
2. The Vampire Lestat (Anne Rice)
3. Bible (Book of Kings and Revelations!)


Three people I like to tag.
1. You.
2. A friend of yours.
3. A friend of your friend.

03-10-09 (http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com)

Another cute post!

READ ON!

September 1, 2008 → The Top Ten Creative Titles For Sexy Movies - racer

1. Yñaki - “Ang Sabi Mo’y Hihipuin Mo Lamang”
2. Jose de vengenge - “Basa Na Ang Peklat Nang Aking Masalat”
3. Dru’s Partner - “Bukas, Luluhod Ang Mga Bakla”
4. Big Pen’s Dad - “Pinoy Hulk: Palaki Ng Palaki Habang Nagagalit”
5. SC - “Gaano Man Kasikip, Kaya Ko Pa Ring Isiksik”
6. Mumbaki - “Umaga Na Ng Hinugot”
7. Astroboy - “Ang Susong Hinipo Ni Adan” (The Snail That Adam Touched)
8. Espeks - “Budburan Mo Ng Niyog Ang Mainit Kong Pichi-Pichi”
9. Obama Binladen - “Dark Night: Sa Tindi Ng Dilim, Nalusutan Ng Bading”
10. LOipogi - “Manila Bi Night: Ang Str8-Curious Ng Malate”
11. LOipogi - “Nang Bumukaka Ang Pusit, Biglang Pumulandit”
12. Awsom - “Ang Kati Ng Higad Mo”
13. Jose de vengenge - “Mainit Pa Ang Gatas Ni Lucas”
14. Penny Lane - “Luha Sa Dulo Ng Batuta”
15. Penny Lane - “Brittle Pa Ba Ang Peanut Mo?”
16. Jayseeen Sandoval - “Sawsawan Ni Tentay”
17. Warriorpoet - “The Flowering Of Diego Binayagbag”
18. No name - “Lasapin Mo Ang Katas Ng Matamis Kong Prutas”
19. Jhoy - “Makipot Man Ang Daan, Susuko Din Ang Bataan”
20. Billog - “Iputok Mo Sa Labas: Happy New Year!”
21. Billog - “Lunukin Mo Ang Mainit Kong Sabaw”
22. Astroby - “Sobra Sa Subo…Ubo, Ubo, Ubo”
23. Reuben Feffer - “Unang Sirit”
24. No name - “Napagod Ang Bunganga Sa Laki Ng Tilapia”
25. No name - “Ulo Pa Lang, Ulam Na!”
26. No name - “Lawayan Mo, Baka Mausog”
27. No name - “Kapag Gumabi, Bubuka Ang Kabibe”
28. No Name - “Wag Mong Kamayin, Baka Mapanis”
29. No name - “Nang Binuklat Ang Aklat Ni Sabel”
30. No name - “Huling Landi Ni Lola”
31. No name - “Damang-dama Ko Ang Galit Mo”
32. Gorgeous - “Pagod Na Si Inday, Gusto Pa Ng Panday”
33. Mencius - “Ako’y Magbabaging Sa Mahaba Mong Saging”
34. Parry Hotter - “Kinuyakoy Ni Kokoy Ang Kuweba Ni Eba”
35. Warriorpoet - “Mga Halinghing Sa Lumang Kubeta”
36. Menard - “Kainin Mo Hangga’t Gusto Mo”
37. Menard - “Nasan Ang Tigas Mo?”
38. Jose de vengenge - “Madaling Labasan” (Easy Exit)
39. Spy Shadow - “Nang Taktakin Ni Yaya Ang Bulalo Ni Koya”
40. Yellowcat - “Wag Mong Ibabad, Isawsaw Mo Lang!”
41. Rovick Rovivrus - “Jack, Call Me Naman!”
42. Rowie - “Pag Basa Na Ang Bibingka, Matigas Na Ang Tikoy”
43. Mwah - “Diko, Dikya Ko Yan!”
44. Your Highness - “Kapag Ang Itlog Naging Pula…May Kumamot!”
45. Maximo - “Dugo At Pag-ibig Sa Kapirasong Banig”
46. Loi Pogi - Titimbangin Ko, Kikiluhin Mo”
47. No name - “Nang Tumalsik Ang Nata Ni Cocoy”

03-10-09 (THIS IS WHY I'M HOT - mims)

Got tagged by Marc. Obviously, this guy has finished memorizing the Periodic Table of Elements so he has unlimited time to blog away and listen to his playlist. (hahaha!)

I just have to warn you, that my playlist contains 2,036 songs. Completely varied because I do not stick to one genre only.. (does this mean I appreciate brilliance regardless of its kind?)

OK.. So, because I have a monkey on my back, I can't write down any lyrics from any songs.. I would have to add them sometime later..=)
I hope you can relate!

Here are some stuff to follow.

1. Put your iPod (or MP3 player, iTunes, etc.) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing the note as well as the person you got the note from.


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Norah Jones - Sunrise
".. Sunrise.. Sunrise.. (nasa title no?)"


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Rihanna - Take a bow
"that was quite a show, very entertaining.."


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/BOY?
Cartel - Honestly
"You're part of the reason I'm so set on the rest of my life"


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Saosin - Voices
"We speak in different voices, why can't we say what we're thinking of?"


WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
M2M - Mirror mirror (OMG!)
"I should have listened to that voice inside me.."


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The La's - There she goes (cover from sixpence none the richer)
"There she goes again, racing through my brain.."


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Damien Rice - 9 Crimes (this song is super gloomy.)
"Is that alright (Yeah).. to give my gun away when it's loaded?"


WHAT IS 2+2?
Paula de Anda - Doin too much
"This is turning into something I ain't hip to.. (Math)"


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
These boots are made for walking - Jessica Simpson
"One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.."


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Taylor Swift - Fifteen (Perfect! the perfect teenage love song yet!)
"when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them"


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Tito, Vic and Joey - Beatles Department
"(Hey Jude tune..) Saint Jude, dalangin ko, makakita ng trabaho.. Si misis, pag sya ay nasa office, akoý naiiwan para mag-la-la-la-la-lalalaba.. lalalaba ng BRA!"


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Powerpuff Girls - Love makes the world go round (hahahah! I imagine this is the background music when I see my crush. Sooooo weird.)


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Lily Allen - Naive (Hmmm.. seems appropriate.)
"I'm not saying it's your fault, although you could have done more.."


WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Haley Bennett - Entering Bootytown (cool for a wedding.)


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Faith Cuneta - Pangarap na Bituin (I think many people will sing to this song.. And I would have to arrange my funeral with Korean meals and a large photo of Jang Geum.)
"Unti-unting mararating, kalangitan at bituin..!"

***this post is long, don't you think?***

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Jesse McCartney - Right where you want me
"I could use a little time with you.."


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Katy Perry - I kissed a girl (hahaha! what a coincidence! seems cool!)
"it felt so wrong, it felt so right.."


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Sting and the Police - Every breath you take (Classic!)
"Oh can't you see, you belong to me..?"


WHAT IS WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Jimmy Eat World - Last Christmas (nice!)
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.."


HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Carolina Liar - I'm not over
"Never took the chance, could've jumped the fence.."


WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Marion Raven - Break You
"I was your girl, gave you my world, my everything, but you couldn't see"


WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Elvis Presley - Devil in Disguise (are you wondering why this song is included here?)
"you look..walk..talk like an angel but I got wise, you're a devil in disguise.."


WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Death Cab for Cutie - What Sarah Said
(The whole song makes me cry. you MUST check it out.)


WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Jamiroquai - Seven Days in Sunny June
"Oooh, so baby, let's get it on.."


WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Chicosci - A Promise (I am sick of Chicosci, but I like their songs, a bit.)
(nakakatakot yung banda, lalo na kapag may eyeliner!)


DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Jewel - You were meant for me (Nice one! Classic!)
"You were meant for me, and I was meant for you.."


IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - 20 Hour Drive (they recently went here in Manila, I think in Glorietta? I would have joined them, but I want Eraserheads more!)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Fall out boy - Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet (listen to this! sooo cool!)
"does your husband know the way the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?.."

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
MIMS - This is why I'm hot
"This is why I'm HOT! You ain't coz you're NOT!.."

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For this tag, I'm tagging..

YOU! Yeah, You! The wonderful bloghopper who stares at the computer screen!

03-02-09 (Pranks, Again!!)

I can't help but be addicted to pranks these days.. Well, its not really my fault that I take pleasure from stupid strangers.. Hahaha!

Here s another vid. Check it out!!!

02-28-09 (Japanese Pranks! Part 2)

I was dumbfounded when I checked my blog, and for a short time, I had almost 50 views in just one day..

Which is really weird because I only have that blog boost when I blog hop and link my blog to more blogs..
But, since its our ending week in school, I can't blog hop more often..

So, to fill spaces in blog updates, I post and link some of my favorite youtube videos.. One that i really like is the Japanese Prank Massage Chair. (check previous post.)


Because of overwhelming text demands, and the sudden boost of my Crapasutra views, I would like to add some more videos..

here is one I would like to try especially with 4-Almeda.. Hahahah!

02-28-09 (http://chicogarcia.wordpress.com/)

Hey!

Just want to share one of my favorite posts in Chico Garcia's blog..=)
I just think you would be too lazy to find his link, so I would be more than happy to give it away...

And to all of you who's interested, you can listen to his show, Morning Rush with Chico and Delamar in RX 93.1..

have fun!

August 22, 2008 → The Top Ten Tagalog Words Or Phrases That Don’t Have English Translations

1. Paul - Tsi-tsinelasin kit!
2. Teacher Liez - Neknek mo!
3. Sayuri/Doc Yammy/Ingrid - Puwera usog
4. Mama Rosa - Tampo
5. Prettysexy - Pasaway
6. Andrei/Mrs. Crap/Spongebob/Pols/Medkid - Pasma
7. Brad/Twylyt - Kulit
8. Corics - Malasakit
9. Car Park - Bitin (as in, “bitin yung pelikula”)
10. Slither Dude - Mali-mali
11. Yego - Ano ka, hilo?
12. Sayuri - Kuyakoy
13. Nikaniks and Pawpaw/The Game/Silver Bird - Baduy
14. Nikaniks and Pawpaw/Sayuri/Soulsifter - Sukob
15. Ray/Jun13 - Umay
16. Annabanana/Gorgeous Bitch - Sablay
17. No name - Komang
18. No name - Gigil
19. Roxy/Pluralized Lighting - Kuya/Ate
20. Silver - Puyat
21. SC - Ngongo
22. Kbear - Kilig
23. Xtra Rice - Jologs
24. Kobe Kong - Sutsot
25. Kai - Torpe
26. Kobe Kang - Jayveenjava - Nangingilo
27. Kobe Kang/Burnik - Hiyang
28. Kobe Kang - Banlag
29. Chuckie - Gago
30. Karl Marx/Chuchay - Pakikisama
31. - Kalabit
32. Laya/Miles - Pinaglihi
33. Pangit Hilton - Basta
34. No name - Pasalubong
35. Law Stud - Sumbat

02-26-09 (What's in a NAME?)

I don't really know if this is a chain blogpost but I think it would be fun to spread it around..

And, by the way, this post would be my third for the past hour.. (Creepy Crap!)

hahahaha!

You should try it yourself!

YOUR REAL NAME
Angelique Fayth Banson Piano

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Gavino delos Santos (Ano? witness na witness and dating ah!)

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, LAST 2 letters of your first name)
PIAUE (ALIEN ENOUGH?)

DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Brown Turtle (pwedeee!)

SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Banson Mandaluyong (ahahaha!)

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Apple Juice (Black Apple Juice..? Ummm.. Rotting as hell!))

FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name)
Anano (Ano ano..?)

GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Strawberries n' Cream Chocolate Chip (hmmm.. yum yum!))

YOUR RAPPA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Angizzle (Ang cute nman!)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Pikachu (Hahaha! so weird.. Pikachu is the name of my deceased hamster.)

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet, and the street you grew up on)
Birdie Sacrepante (Hala.. Pansin nyo, pangalan ng pet ko, birdie, promise, hindi ibon yun.. Sacrepante.. Pornstar!)


Try it!

02-26-09 (Someone stole something Part 2)

Hahahah! Creepy title.. But for all its worth, I hope YOU I mean YOU could watch this video. It's an experience to remember for the Class of 3-Archimedes..